Destructor cat and the KLIM counterattackMiriam
In a deep dark April’s night everything seemed quiet and calm…but something in the air told our agent Lolita that thunder was about to strike; she could smell trouble coming in the night sniff sniff..
Soon after (5:12 a.m.!) and just as predicted, Lolita received an alarming email from Dahlonega, Georgia. It was yet another desperate cry for help and another mission for the KLIM Team!
Object of the email:
“Cat chewed through my cords. DESTRUCTOR CAT STRUCK AGAIN! 🙀”
It turns out that Anne Marie was the happy owner of a KLIM Ultimate, also known as the ultimate solution for cooling laptops and cats. She also happened to live with a rescued bunch of fluffers amounting to 12 whiskered felines, among whose ranks stood out Brindle. Brindle went by the nickname of Destructor Cat (because she was a harmless little angel 😇) and was one of the professional cable-chewers of the house.
Brindle and the cat-army seemed to be at war to the bitter end with cables and cords, and were not intimated at all by KLIM Ultimate’s sinuous and colorful braided cable! Armed with the worst intentions, while Anne Marie wasn’t looking, Brindle launched a deadly surprise attack to the cable and completely, irremediably, utterly destroyed it. After all, she was the one and only Destructor Cat.
When Lolita read Anne Marie’s S.O.S. mail, she knew just what to do!
Sure that only sending a new cable would just empower cats to chew more cords, Lolita decided to use the infamous army-approved strategy called “Match the right kitty with the right toy”. Providing each cat with a perfectly deterrent toy was an arduous task, but after a long night of meticulous cat-profiling, physiognomy-studying, and fluffattitude-simulations, Lolita had her weapons ready; finally, she sent her selection of toys to Anne Marie.
Operation “Distracting Destructor” was a SUCCESS! All the cable-hostages were instantly freed and Anne Marie resumed her cooling activities in peace.
Unfortunately, all of the attention of the cat-army converged on the fish toy, thus starting a civil cat war..but this is another story, and just ehm..a little setback…KLIM divide et impera!
The moral of the story?
If you can’t fight them, throw a fish at them.
We love pets.